:37:01
Is it the hat? Forget it.
Wear whatever you want, Tom.
:37:05
It's not you.
It's nothin' to do with you.
:37:07
It's been goin' on for a long time.
We're just... It's not workin' out.
:37:11
We were gonna wait till after
the holidays to tell the kids,
:37:15
and you know, with you here,
:37:17
and with your Christmas cheer crap,
it's making it worse.
:37:21
Tom, first of all,
I wanna reward you for opening up
:37:24
with a big "thank you,"
that deserves some credit.
:37:27
Second, let me tell you
what you need to do.
:37:30
If I was you
and comin' into some money,
:37:32
I'd do somethin' big, somethin'
you always wanted your whole life.
:37:36
Somethin' that makes you happy.
:37:38
I want the money. I really do.
It's Christine, she keeps...
:37:42
All right. Let me worry
about Christine, okay?
:37:45
I'll worry about Christine.
:37:47
You worry about Tom,
'cause it's Tom time.
:37:50
- [knocking] Christine?
- Yes, dear?
:37:53
- Can I talk to you?
- Of course, dear. I'm your mother.
:37:57
You can talk to me
about anything.
:37:59
Great.
:38:00
- Are you all right?
- Uh-huh.
:38:03
You sure? 'Cause you just put
a bra in Brian's sock drawer.
:38:07
Oh, well, that's your brother.
:38:09
1 5. Likes to experiment.
We still love him.
:38:13
Look, Christine, I know what's going on
with you and Tom,
:38:18
and first of all,
I just wanna say that
:38:21
I'm feeling a little ripped off here,
you know?
:38:24
I thought I was getting a real family.
This is bullshit.
:38:27
Well, it's time you grew up
and faced facts, isn't it?
:38:30
Mommies and daddies
fall in love, make babies,
:38:33
pay bills, get mad,
and stop touching each other!
:38:40
Second of all,
:38:43
I was thinkin' I could do something
to help you, make you feel better.
:38:46
How about just me and you
go shopping?
:38:48
- For what?
- I don't know. Just go shopping.
:38:52
You know what I mean?
It's fun just to buy shit.
:38:54
Listen, I know all the best
makeup and hair people.
:38:59
The best fashion photographer
in Chicago owes me huge!