:54:02
for some girl
who's impressed by them,
:54:04
And when you find her,
hold on to her.
:54:06
Otherwise, you are looking at
a lifetime of lonely Christmases.
:54:19
I'm telling you, he is wonderful.
:54:22
It's Cartier.
At least he's got manners.
:54:25
Well, I mean,
he's in the neighborhood.
:54:27
- He is?
- Darling.
:54:29
- What?
- It's a day bracelet.
:54:31
- Do you like it, darling?
- I love it.
:54:34
You're the expert on jewelry.
:54:35
- Are you disagreeing?
- Absolutely not.
:54:38
She just got a present.
Why pick at her now?
:54:40
I'm not.
:54:45
[knocking]
:54:46
Brian, tell Drew
that I had to take off.
:54:50
There was a...
:54:55
Holy cow.
What are you looking at?
:54:58
This is just, it's research.
:55:02
When I was young,
we didn't sit in our rooms
:55:04
drooling over nude ladies
on computers.
:55:07
No, sir.
:55:08
We had to go behind the barn
with the dirty girl
:55:10
and pay her a quarter so she
could show us her goodies.
:55:15
How does this work?
:55:17
Oh, well. Here, let me...
:55:21
[Brian] What are you into?
Hot Cheerleaders,
:55:24
- Three-Way Fun.
- Uh-uh.
:55:25
- Middle-Aged Hotties.
- You're talkin' my language.
:55:28
Old enough to know how it's done,
young enough to still want to do it.
:55:33
- That's gross.
- Ooh.
:55:36
[Doo-Dah] Come to papa.
:55:38
[Brian] That's not bad, right?
:55:43
Dude, it's your mom!
:55:46
Oh, my God.
:55:48
Hey, can you print that for me?
:55:52
Mom, Dad, listen.
:55:54
Please, Drew has to go tonight.
:55:56
I cannot spend one more second
in this house with him.
:55:59
- Well, yeah?
- Yeah? So what?