:55:02
When I was young,
we didn't sit in our rooms
:55:04
drooling over nude ladies
on computers.
:55:07
No, sir.
:55:08
We had to go behind the barn
with the dirty girl
:55:10
and pay her a quarter so she
could show us her goodies.
:55:15
How does this work?
:55:17
Oh, well. Here, let me...
:55:21
[Brian] What are you into?
Hot Cheerleaders,
:55:24
- Three-Way Fun.
- Uh-uh.
:55:25
- Middle-Aged Hotties.
- You're talkin' my language.
:55:28
Old enough to know how it's done,
young enough to still want to do it.
:55:33
- That's gross.
- Ooh.
:55:36
[Doo-Dah] Come to papa.
:55:38
[Brian] That's not bad, right?
:55:43
Dude, it's your mom!
:55:46
Oh, my God.
:55:48
Hey, can you print that for me?
:55:52
Mom, Dad, listen.
:55:54
Please, Drew has to go tonight.
:55:56
I cannot spend one more second
in this house with him.
:55:59
- Well, yeah?
- Yeah? So what?
:56:01
So he's making fools of us!
:56:03
- Of all of us!
- [Drew] Alicia?
:56:05
[sighs] All right, look,
I'm gonna take the car,
:56:08
and when I get home,
I really hope he's gone.
:56:11
- Alicia.
- Be careful with the car.
:56:14
Can't we talk about this?
:56:16
No.
:56:21
- What the hell happened?
- [Drew] Nothing.
:56:23
I think she's right. It's stupid.
:56:26
This is a mistake.
:56:28
I've imposed on you folks
and I'm sorry.
:56:31
I'll write you a check.
:56:33
I'll spend Christmas...
:56:35
I'll spend Christmas somewhere.
:56:38
No. We don't want your money.
:56:42
In cash.
Check'll be just fine.
:56:46
- I'll get you a pen.
- [phone rings]
:56:48
- What's wrong with you?
- Hello?
:56:50
- Merry Christmas to you too.
- Missy!
:56:53
The bracelet is amazing, Drew.
Thank you.
:56:56
I'm kind of in the middle
of something right now.
:56:59
- How'd you know my favorite is Cartier?
- Lucky guess. How did you find me?