1:03:01
[laughing] Hi, honey.
1:03:03
Your mom sent me in here
to get a cheeseball.
1:03:05
- What's that?
- This is a cheeseball.
1:03:10
Let's play a game where you don't
come back till they eat the whole thing.
1:03:14
[chuckling] This is great.
Your family isn't what I expected.
1:03:18
I'm glad you wanted to introduce me.
1:03:20
- It's all I ever wanted.
- Me too.
1:03:22
- Thank you so much.
- Okay. All right.
1:03:24
Yes. I know.
I love you. Okay.
1:03:26
- Fiji's gonna be great.
- It will be great. Fiji time!
1:03:35
That's what this was about?
You put us through this for a girl?
1:03:39
No, no, no.
1:03:41
Just...
1:03:45
- Can I open my present now?
- Sure.
1:03:51
I thought this was because
you had a painful childhood.
1:03:54
I'm sorry. You said you
never wanted to see me,
1:03:56
so I accepted that.
1:03:58
I was broken up with her, but she
showed up and wanted to meet my family.
1:04:02
I couldn't tell them
it was a rented family.
1:04:05
I know you hate me. I hate me.
I hate my own guts.
1:04:09
I know this is horrible,
but would you just please,
1:04:12
could you help me,
so I can get through this?
1:04:15
You'll never see me again.
Just take a ride for an hour.
1:04:18
Your parents will call you
when it's clear.
1:04:20
[Christine] Drew,
your dad wants more salami!
1:04:24
They're playing along?
1:04:26
Your parents, they're crazy.
They think it's fun.
1:04:30
I'm sorry.
Okay? I gotta go.
1:04:32
I'll see you.
I miss you. Thank you.
1:04:34
You're welcome. See ya.
1:04:40
They think it's fun, huh?
1:04:44
Maybe they're right.
1:04:47
Your tree, Christine, it's so colorful.
1:04:48
Your tree, Christine, it's so colorful.
1:04:50
You know, it reminds me of Mexico.
1:04:53
Not the better hotels, but the colors
of the simple people.
1:04:58
It's so bright and vulgar.