1:04:02
I couldn't tell them
it was a rented family.
1:04:05
I know you hate me. I hate me.
I hate my own guts.
1:04:09
I know this is horrible,
but would you just please,
1:04:12
could you help me,
so I can get through this?
1:04:15
You'll never see me again.
Just take a ride for an hour.
1:04:18
Your parents will call you
when it's clear.
1:04:20
[Christine] Drew,
your dad wants more salami!
1:04:24
They're playing along?
1:04:26
Your parents, they're crazy.
They think it's fun.
1:04:30
I'm sorry.
Okay? I gotta go.
1:04:32
I'll see you.
I miss you. Thank you.
1:04:34
You're welcome. See ya.
1:04:40
They think it's fun, huh?
1:04:44
Maybe they're right.
1:04:47
Your tree, Christine, it's so colorful.
1:04:48
Your tree, Christine, it's so colorful.
1:04:50
You know, it reminds me of Mexico.
1:04:53
Not the better hotels, but the colors
of the simple people.
1:04:58
It's so bright and vulgar.
1:05:00
- [chuckles]
- Mom! Dad! I'm home!
1:05:03
[Christine] Alicia, you're back.
You're back, Alicia.
1:05:08
Oh, you're back.
1:05:10
This is our daughter, Alicia.
This is Mrs. Vangilder.
1:05:13
Please. Letitia.
1:05:15
I'm so pleased to meet you. Really.
1:05:18
And this is our little Missy.
1:05:20
Oh, Missy, Missy.
1:05:25
Oh, gosh. I've just heard
so much about you from Drew.
1:05:28
God, you're gorgeous.
1:05:31
And you are so not fat.
Drew! What's the matter with you?
1:05:35
I'm sorry?
1:05:36
- Drew, I'm not fat.
- No.
1:05:38
- I was just thinking that.
- You must be Mr. Vangilder.
1:05:41
- I would never say that.
- Don't mind us.
1:05:44
We're a bunch of kidders.
1:05:45
I like the family.
1:05:47
Oh, well, you obviously
haven't met Brian.
1:05:50
By the way, where is Brian?
1:05:57
[whimpering]