1:08:00
Brian, what have you done?!
1:08:02
- Tom, I don't know what that is.
- I do.
1:08:05
It's my wife shooting a "V"
for victory with her legs.
1:08:09
It's been a while,
but that's what it looks like.
1:08:11
- [Letitia] Honestly.
- That's my little girl.
1:08:14
- Horace, get our coats.
- What's going on?
1:08:17
You have no idea.
Missy, get your coat!
1:08:19
- There's ham!
- [Missy] We're not going.
1:08:21
- We'll stay.
- [Christine] Lighten up.
1:08:24
It's just a picture.
I had pictures taken for fun.
1:08:27
Where would you get
that stupid idea?!
1:08:32
Coats! Someone say coats?
Get the coats. Gotta get coats.
1:08:37
[Missy screams]
1:08:40
[chuckles] Oh.
1:08:46
Some things cannot be unseen.
1:08:49
Brian? Brian?
1:08:52
[Tom] Great.
Just great, Christine.
1:09:00
I'll be at the Travel Lodge.
1:09:04
[door slams]
1:09:10
- Merry Christmas.
- Mom? Mom?
1:09:15
- Oh, dear God.
- Wait a minute!
1:09:17
There's more of Mom's buffet.
1:09:19
If you think we're staying
after that display, think again.
1:09:23
[Letitia] Trollops who
pose for dirty pictures,
1:09:26
various incestuous overtones
1:09:28
and old, unexplained men.
1:09:31
This is without a doubt
the worst Christmas I've...
1:09:34
Oh, shut up, Letitia!
1:09:38
What?
1:09:39
I'll tell you what. I've put up with
your high and mighty act for 25 years,
1:09:43
but they don't have to.
1:09:44
I don't remember you being superior
when you got knocked up
1:09:47
by Skippy Altsheller
and then tricked me into marrying you.
1:09:52
- Oh, my God!
- I'm sorry, Missy.
1:09:56
Missy, darling, it's not true.
You were premature.