1:09:00
I'll be at the Travel Lodge.
1:09:04
[door slams]
1:09:10
- Merry Christmas.
- Mom? Mom?
1:09:15
- Oh, dear God.
- Wait a minute!
1:09:17
There's more of Mom's buffet.
1:09:19
If you think we're staying
after that display, think again.
1:09:23
[Letitia] Trollops who
pose for dirty pictures,
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various incestuous overtones
1:09:28
and old, unexplained men.
1:09:31
This is without a doubt
the worst Christmas I've...
1:09:34
Oh, shut up, Letitia!
1:09:38
What?
1:09:39
I'll tell you what. I've put up with
your high and mighty act for 25 years,
1:09:43
but they don't have to.
1:09:44
I don't remember you being superior
when you got knocked up
1:09:47
by Skippy Altsheller
and then tricked me into marrying you.
1:09:52
- Oh, my God!
- I'm sorry, Missy.
1:09:56
Missy, darling, it's not true.
You were premature.
1:10:00
Oh, come on, Letitia!
1:10:03
Tell your mother thanks, Drew.
And Merry Christmas.
1:10:09
Missy, we'll wait for you in the car.
1:10:11
[grunts] You know, really.
1:10:16
Yuletide's a bitch, ain't it?
1:10:18
Oh, shut up!
Just shut up!
1:10:21
Okay! Fiji.
Let's go to Fiji right now.
1:10:25
You're right, Drew.
Just screw family.
1:10:27
All we need is each other.
Just take me away.
1:10:32
I'm sorry, Missy. I can't.
1:10:34
Just go home, okay?
I'm sorry about all this.
1:10:40
I'll spend Christmas alone.
1:10:47
Oh, fine.
1:10:50
[sobbing] Okay.
1:10:52
Well, then...
1:10:55
...the only thing
I have left to say to you
1:10:58
is I am keeping this bracelet.