:11:00
We just found out Danny's going
with a non-Jewish girl.
:11:03
And. it looks serious.
We don't know what to do.
:11:06
Leo. That's terrible.
:11:08
Okay. that's enough.
:11:11
What is all this talk? lt's Friday
night and we're all here.
:11:12
That's what matters.
:11:14
Anyway. who needs
Catherine Zeta-Jones...
:11:16
when there's beautiful Jewish girls
like this to choose from?
:11:20
Catherine Zeta-Jones l could
make an exception for.
:11:22
For a tuchus like that the Chief
Rabbi could make an exception.
:11:28
Anthony's perfect.
:11:32
With Mr Perfect back
on the scene...
:11:34
it seemed Iike the right time
to begin my fabuIous new career.
:11:43
Suzie Gold.
:11:45
-Have a nice day.
-Thank you.
:11:49
Ajob in TVseemed Iike a good
chance to express myseIf...
:11:52
and grow as a person.
:11:55
Okay. we got the cancer couple
at 7h45. the band at 7h50...
:11:58
into the news... what have
we got for the eight-ten?
:12:04
Well. there was that earthquake
in China last night.
:12:07
China?
:12:10
Where the fuck is China?
Does Betty from Norwich give a...
:12:16
flying fuck about Hong Kong
Phooey from China?
:12:20
Sorry. Ying.
l mean. really?!
:12:24
lt's just l read on the wires
there's eight thousand dead...
:12:27
and half a million homeless.
:12:29
Don't give me the eight thousand
dead shite!
:12:31
lf one of them was Prince fucking
Philip. then l'd be interested!
:12:36
Listen we'll do cancer at seven
forty-five...
:12:39
and after the news we'll do the
psychic who speaks to Elvis. okay?
:12:47
Who are you anyway?
:12:50
l'm the new... runner.
:12:53
Go and do some fucking running
and get me a coffee or something!