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Ladies and gentlemen ...
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the Film Actor Guild and Kim Jong-Il are pleased...
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to welcome you to the international world peace ceremony.
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The most important people form every country
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are gathered here in solidarity to celebrate peace.
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There will be music, dancing, and of course...
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the biggest stars in Hollywood!
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In the box to your left is the mastermind to this spectacular show.
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The multi-talented Kim Jong-Il
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Hello, hello.
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And now we present you the very best in Northern Korean Music.
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10 years of planning and finally the night is here.
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The terrorists know to be in position...
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by the time Alec Baldwin takes the stage.
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That's when I trigger all the WMDs to go up at the same time.
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When you see Alec Baldwin...
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You will see the true ugliness of human nature.
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Your plan will never work. Something will stop it.
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You stupid naive team Americans ...
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You believe in true ravin happy endings...
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even while the world around you spirals downward!
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Sometimes believing is all we have.
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And as the leaders of your countries ...