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10 years of planning and finally the night is here.
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The terrorists know to be in position...
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by the time Alec Baldwin takes the stage.
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That's when I trigger all the WMDs to go up at the same time.
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When you see Alec Baldwin...
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You will see the true ugliness of human nature.
1:13:38
Your plan will never work. Something will stop it.
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You stupid naive team Americans ...
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You believe in true ravin happy endings...
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even while the world around you spirals downward!
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Sometimes believing is all we have.
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And as the leaders of your countries ...
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you have the power to bring the world together...
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under the principles of the Film Actors Guild.
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You're gonna to knock 'em dead Alec.
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10 minutes Mr. Baldwin
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Who the hell are you?
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I am with the Film Actors Guild
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here to help the broadcast
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Then you show credentials?
1:14:29
Hey! You don't need to see my credentials.
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I left them at home and I am running late.
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I believe him.
1:14:36
Yeah, me too!
1:14:38
Ok let him go.
1:14:40
My god, his acting is better than ever.
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Don't worry fellas, I've got my pass right here!