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Welcome to the Hotline for Kids
Stewart speaking.
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Hey Stewart, it's Terkel
Hi Terkel. I'm working right now
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I know...
You have to call later...
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I have to be ready to take care
of the children's problems
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But I do have problems
Is that a fact.
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That's why I'm calling
Fair enough, go on sailor
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I'm getting bullied at school...
So, what's the problem?
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They say I'm an animal tormentor, a mime...
Yeah, I have to say that's not bloody original!
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What about super analdripping creep?
But..?
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Or eskimo drugwhore son-of-a-bitch?
Hey, here's a good one. Flabby gazelle cockhead
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Stewart..?
Gross bitch-of-a-nasty-fucking-leatherface
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But Stewart you have to help me!
Ofcourse my son, that's why I'm here
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Problems are here to be solved, you know
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Sometimes you just have to acknowledge
that you can't solve them yourself
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And never be afraid to cry out for help
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Now I'm going to tell you an
advice that my dad gave me
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"Ask for help"
"If you are in doubt"
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"Ask for help 'cause it's near"
"And it can save lives"
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"One can't manage all problems by oneself"
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"You can count on Stewart"
"Just ask for help"
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I have personally helped out
a few kids myself, listen: