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They say I'm an animal tormentor, a mime...
Yeah, I have to say that's not bloody original!
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What about super analdripping creep?
But..?
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Or eskimo drugwhore son-of-a-bitch?
Hey, here's a good one. Flabby gazelle cockhead
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Stewart..?
Gross bitch-of-a-nasty-fucking-leatherface
:34:23
But Stewart you have to help me!
Ofcourse my son, that's why I'm here
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Problems are here to be solved, you know
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Sometimes you just have to acknowledge
that you can't solve them yourself
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And never be afraid to cry out for help
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Now I'm going to tell you an
advice that my dad gave me
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"Ask for help"
"If you are in doubt"
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"Ask for help 'cause it's near"
"And it can save lives"
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"One can't manage all problems by oneself"
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"You can count on Stewart"
"Just ask for help"
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I have personally helped out
a few kids myself, listen:
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"Yesterday I met a boy who weeped"
"He couldn't find his way back home"
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"And he was afraid of the dark"
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"The kiddo said: dear Stewart can you help me?"
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"I took out my knife and yelled BOOH!"
"And suddenly he found his way home"
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"And then I remember Viktor "
"His dad really cruel"
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"He beat the kid yellow and blue"
"Whenever he had the time"
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"Victor called me up one day"
"and complained about his situation"
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"Unfortunately I was busy that day"
"So now Viktor is dead"
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"Ask for help if you need answers"
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"You can call night and day"
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"This captain is ready"
:35:39
"Push the 8 digits if you are feeling down"
:35:43
"And if I'm out drinking you can leave a message!"
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Can't I just get some help...?
That's right Terkel
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That's what you have to say,
if one day the shit hits the fan
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Take care and tell your dad that I'm popping
by to hand out some beatdown one of these days