The 24th Day
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1:15:17
Open your mouth.
1:15:19
Open your mouth.
1:15:23
Fuck you.
1:15:32
Hey, do you know why
most beer bottles are dark?

1:15:36
Sunlight.
1:15:38
The beer sits in the sun too long,
you get that "skunky" taste.

1:15:43
Do you know the purpose
of a skunk's scent?

1:15:46
A defense
against other animals.

1:15:47
That's right.
Very good.

1:15:50
Do you know how many
sonnets Shakespeare wrote?

1:15:54
A hundred and fifty-four.
1:15:57
I don't understand Shakespeare.
I have no idea what a sonnet is.

1:16:00
It's a lyric poem,
fourteen lines.

1:16:02
Oh, I don't give a shit.
1:16:07
There was a time I did.
1:16:10
I got all those books
on strange facts.

1:16:15
A thousand and one things
to know.

1:16:19
Pretty stupid, huh?
1:16:21
There's something only a dumb person
does and that's to feel so dumb.

1:16:25
You know what that stuff is?
1:16:28
That's not no smarts.
It's just dog tricks.

1:16:33
You roll over, you play dead,
that's not no smarts.

1:16:38
I'd go to the museums, I walk
around, I study the paintings.

1:16:45
But I never got it.
1:16:49
I tried.
1:16:52
I made an honest attempt
to make myself better...

1:16:56
to improve who I was.

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