:07:00
You should be
so proud of your son.
:07:01
He is amazing.
:07:02
He is going to be a big,
rich basketball player.
:07:09
Very rich. Come on, honey.
l have some people...
:07:11
l want to introduce you to, OK?
Excuse us?
:07:16
Jojo? Jojo, who is she?
Where did she come from?
:07:18
Where'd she come from?
Where'd she come from?
:07:19
She's skankish. She's skankish!
Where did she come from?
:07:23
Where did he meet her?
Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.
:07:29
OK, OK. Put the book down.
Put the book down.
:07:31
Here we go.
Here we go.
:07:33
Uh, please be seated.
:07:36
Welcome to the National
Players Draft.
:07:39
We're happy to welcome
our potential draft picks...
:07:43
and their families.
:07:44
Mama, get in here!
This is exciting!
:07:47
Shoot!
:07:48
You think cousin Todd
will introduce me...
:07:50
to one of his
baller friends?
:07:52
l need help with all
these daggone bills...
:07:54
ever since Leon
violated his parole.
:07:56
My kids ain't had
no father figure.
:07:58
How you-all kids feel...
:08:00
about calling
Vince Carter dad?
:08:03
Let's begin with the first pick
of the 2004 draft.
:08:07
New Jersey picks
Todd Andersen...
:08:11
from Rutgers University.
:08:13
Yes, baby!
Go ahead, cuz!
:08:16
Number one, boy!
:08:18
That's my boy! Oh, yeah!
:08:20
Come on up here, Todd.
:08:22
Aah!
:08:23
All right.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
:08:24
Come on. Come on.
Sit down.
:08:26
Number one!
:08:27
l told you.
:08:29
That boy's gonna be
the next Michael Jordan!
:08:30
Congratulations.
:08:31
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
:08:33
Got a few things
for you here.
:08:35
Try this on for size.
:08:40
Congratulations.
:08:43
Aw, my man made it, man.
:08:46
Man, cousin Todd
got drafted.
:08:48
Drafted?
:08:50
Damn this war!
:08:51
Dog, he was gonna be
the next Dr. J, man.
:08:54
Huh?
:08:55
Cousin Todd. Why him?
:08:58
You're stupid, man.