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about calling
Vince Carter dad?
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Let's begin with the first pick
of the 2004 draft.
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New Jersey picks
Todd Andersen...
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from Rutgers University.
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Yes, baby!
Go ahead, cuz!
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Number one, boy!
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That's my boy! Oh, yeah!
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Come on up here, Todd.
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Aah!
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All right.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Come on. Come on.
Sit down.
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Number one!
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l told you.
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That boy's gonna be
the next Michael Jordan!
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Congratulations.
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Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
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Got a few things
for you here.
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Try this on for size.
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Congratulations.
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Aw, my man made it, man.
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Man, cousin Todd
got drafted.
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Drafted?
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Damn this war!
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Dog, he was gonna be
the next Dr. J, man.
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Huh?
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Cousin Todd. Why him?
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You're stupid, man.
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So anyway, a sister
comes in the room, right?
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So l'm looking at the ass
like, ooh, l got two.
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This is, like,
a manage or something...
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about to jump off here.
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You know Bling. l'm about
to get it popping. So--
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Hey, yo, Bling!
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Bling, isn't that
your boy Todd?
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Didn't he take your spot
when you had whooping cough?
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l didn't say
whooping cough, man.
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l said l whooped his ass,
and he stole my glory.
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Yo, his pockets is about to be
really swollen right now.
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He's gonna be able
to buy a house.
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He's gonna be able
to buy some new timbs.
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He's gonna be able
to buy a Timex.
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He's gonna be able to buy
an 8-track like mine.
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He's gonna be able to buy
a thousand-pack Annihilators.
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Yo, listen, listen.
l got an idea.
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l heard that a pair
of Lebron James sneakers...
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went for 3 g's on Ebay.
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Alls we got to do...
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is get a pair of
sneakers to Todd--
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Forget that.
We're gonna take...
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a bunch of sneakers
to Todd...
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get him to sign them...
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then we're gonna
put it on Ebay...
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get phat money.
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You understand what
l'm saying now?
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Yeah. You think
he'll do it?