The Cookout
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:09:02
So anyway, a sister
comes in the room, right?

:09:04
So l'm looking at the ass
like, ooh, l got two.

:09:07
This is, like,
a manage or something...

:09:09
about to jump off here.
:09:10
You know Bling. l'm about
to get it popping. So--

:09:12
Hey, yo, Bling!
:09:13
Bling, isn't that
your boy Todd?

:09:16
Didn't he take your spot
when you had whooping cough?

:09:18
l didn't say
whooping cough, man.

:09:20
l said l whooped his ass,
and he stole my glory.

:09:22
Yo, his pockets is about to be
really swollen right now.

:09:26
He's gonna be able
to buy a house.

:09:28
He's gonna be able
to buy some new timbs.

:09:30
He's gonna be able
to buy a Timex.

:09:32
He's gonna be able to buy
an 8-track like mine.

:09:34
He's gonna be able to buy
a thousand-pack Annihilators.

:09:38
Yo, listen, listen.
l got an idea.

:09:40
l heard that a pair
of Lebron James sneakers...

:09:43
went for 3 g's on Ebay.
:09:44
Alls we got to do...
:09:46
is get a pair of
sneakers to Todd--

:09:47
Forget that.
We're gonna take...

:09:49
a bunch of sneakers
to Todd...

:09:50
get him to sign them...
:09:52
then we're gonna
put it on Ebay...

:09:54
get phat money.
:09:56
You understand what
l'm saying now?

:09:57
Yeah. You think
he'll do it?

:10:00
Do l think he'll do it?
:10:02
He better do it...
:10:03
unless he wants this
gat in his mouth.

:10:06
You said...
You said gat or gut?

:10:11
Come on, man.
:10:13
l let my moms
hold it today, man.

:10:14
Let's go.
:10:15
That boy's gonna be
the next Michael Jordan.

:10:18
That's right, Pop.
:10:19
That's it!
:10:22
lf you had spent
a little more time...

:10:25
working with your son
on his jump shot...

:10:27
maybe he could have been
the next Michael Jordan.

:10:30
Ma, come on. Relax, Ma.
:10:32
l just want to be a doctor.
:10:34
A doctor?
:10:36
Boy, doctors
don't make no money...

:10:39
unless they're on E.R.
:10:42
OK, super.
:10:44
Todd, l can get you
$5 million...

:10:46
if you tattoo
a peacock logo...

:10:48
to the back
of your head.

:10:49
Damn.
:10:50
l'm not tattooing
no peacock...

:10:52
on the back
of my head, man.

:10:54
Right, right.
That's a bad idea.

:10:55
Nonetheless,
with the team contract...

:10:57
and other potential
future endorsements...

:10:58
you're gonna be in the 40
to $50 million neighborhood.


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