:50:00
You must be Holstead.
:50:01
Come on in and join us.
:50:03
l'm Lady Em.
You can call me Emma.
:50:06
And this is Lil Dee.
:50:07
Hey.
:50:09
And these are her children.
:50:10
This is Sonny Ray,
Little Ray, D.J...
:50:13
Sonny D., D.Q.R.S.,
Whatever.
:50:15
So many of you.
:50:21
lt's so hot in here.
:50:23
Here's your ham, with all
the salt and the fat...
:50:25
and the artery-clogging
goodness that you love.
:50:28
And now my dress
smells like ham.
:50:30
So excuse me.
:50:32
Oh, honey.
:50:33
This is a boneless ham.
:50:35
Yes. Yes. That is
a boneless ham.
:50:38
Oh, honey, it's the bone...
:50:40
that gives the ham
the flavor.
:50:42
This will never do.
:50:43
You're kidding, right?
:50:44
No, l'm not kidding.
Now listen.
:50:48
You wouldn't want
Todd to lose this deal...
:50:50
because of the wrong ham
now, would you? Ha ha.
:50:52
No, l wouldn't.
:50:54
No, l didn't think so.
:50:56
Now listen, sweetie.
:50:57
About 25 miles
down the road there...
:50:59
there's a good butcher.
:51:01
Get you a good ham,
all right?
:51:04
Mm-hmm. All right?
:51:06
Now, l'm not quite sure...
:51:07
l understand what
you're getting at.
:51:09
OK, lady, let me
break it down...
:51:11
for you, all right?
:51:12
lf a black cat
crosses your path...
:51:14
that means what?
:51:16
Seven years bad luck,
right? All right.
:51:18
Now, what's slang
for a dude? A cat.
:51:21
So ergo, i.e.,
l am a black cat.
:51:24
So if l cross your path,
you subliminally think...
:51:27
that you're gonna
get bad luck.
:51:29
That is why
my wife left me...
:51:31
because l'm black.
:51:32
ls he serious?
:51:34
Oh, yeah. See,
at every family cookout...
:51:36
we get caught up
on each other's lives...
:51:38
no matter how sad they are.
:51:40
Subliminal messages--
they're all around us.
:51:42
You know, like in sports.
:51:44
Like hockey. Why is there
a bunch of white guys...
:51:47
smacking a black puck
around the ice?
:51:49
Why can't the puck
be white?
:51:52
Well, being in
sports management...
:51:54
l'd venture to say
that on ice...
:51:56
a white puck might
be difficult to see.
:51:59
l'd expect you to say that.