:51:01
Get you a good ham,
all right?
:51:04
Mm-hmm. All right?
:51:06
Now, l'm not quite sure...
:51:07
l understand what
you're getting at.
:51:09
OK, lady, let me
break it down...
:51:11
for you, all right?
:51:12
lf a black cat
crosses your path...
:51:14
that means what?
:51:16
Seven years bad luck,
right? All right.
:51:18
Now, what's slang
for a dude? A cat.
:51:21
So ergo, i.e.,
l am a black cat.
:51:24
So if l cross your path,
you subliminally think...
:51:27
that you're gonna
get bad luck.
:51:29
That is why
my wife left me...
:51:31
because l'm black.
:51:32
ls he serious?
:51:34
Oh, yeah. See,
at every family cookout...
:51:36
we get caught up
on each other's lives...
:51:38
no matter how sad they are.
:51:40
Subliminal messages--
they're all around us.
:51:42
You know, like in sports.
:51:44
Like hockey. Why is there
a bunch of white guys...
:51:47
smacking a black puck
around the ice?
:51:49
Why can't the puck
be white?
:51:52
Well, being in
sports management...
:51:54
l'd venture to say
that on ice...
:51:56
a white puck might
be difficult to see.
:51:59
l'd expect you to say that.
:52:02
Wait a minute, Leroy.
What about golf?
:52:04
l mean, the ball is white.
:52:06
Yeah. You know,
you're right.
:52:08
And l thought about that.
:52:09
ln golf, you
got to do what?
:52:10
Get that white ball
in the hole.
:52:13
Where's the hole?
On the green.
:52:16
Green. ''Fertility.''
:52:18
You see what l'm
getting at here?
:52:20
Where's that hole?
ln the earth.
:52:23
Mother earth.
''Hi, mommy.'' Yeah.
:52:26
White guys trying to get...
:52:27
their white balls
in mother earth...
:52:29
symbolizing how they
want to rape the planet.
:52:32
l should write a book, man.
:52:37
''That ham has
too much salt in it.
:52:39
''No, that ham
has too much bone in it.
:52:41
No, that ham has
too much pork in it.''
:52:46
Keep it together.
:52:49
Now, what you're
gonna do is...
:52:51
you're gonna go get
the damn ham for her...
:52:53
and once all these ghetto hood
rats are out of my house...
:52:56
we're gonna get it fumigated.
:52:58
Then l will have Todd
all to myself.