The Door in the Floor
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You look nice.
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The tie or the jacket.
You really don't need both.

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Okay.
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How's the work going for you?
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l just retype A Sound Like Someone
Trying Not to Make a Sound every morning.

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Sometimes he changes
a comma from a semicolon,

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and then the next morning
he changes it back.

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He needs a computer.
Ted needs a driver.

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That's why he hired you,
because he needs a driver.

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l don't get to drive
much at home, so--

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Eddie, you're so serious.
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Boys your age
shouldn't be so serious.

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l know a joke, but it's not very good.
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Tell me.
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There's this battleship out in the ocean,
and the captain of it, Captain Stern,

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this captain learns that the mother of
one of his sailors just died. Mm-hmm.

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And the sailor's name
is Midshipman Abernathy.

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So the captain thinks and thinks, and he tries to come up
with the best way to tell Abernathy that his mother died.

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And finally after staying up all night,
he comes up with a nice way of telling him.

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So the next morning he calls
the crew up on deck and says,

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''Gentlemen, all of you whose mothers
are still living, step forward.

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Not so fast, Abernathy.''
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l- l like that joke, Eddie. l--
No, it's a-- it's a dumb joke.

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l do. l do.
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Why don't you ask Alice
out on a date?

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She's not my type.

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