The Door in the Floor
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There's this battleship out in the ocean,
and the captain of it, Captain Stern,

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this captain learns that the mother of
one of his sailors just died. Mm-hmm.

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And the sailor's name
is Midshipman Abernathy.

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So the captain thinks and thinks, and he tries to come up
with the best way to tell Abernathy that his mother died.

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And finally after staying up all night,
he comes up with a nice way of telling him.

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So the next morning he calls
the crew up on deck and says,

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''Gentlemen, all of you whose mothers
are still living, step forward.

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Not so fast, Abernathy.''
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l- l like that joke, Eddie. l--
No, it's a-- it's a dumb joke.

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l do. l do.
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Why don't you ask Alice
out on a date?

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She's not my type.
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Well, she's a good nanny anyway.
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l think it was wrong of us
to have had Ruth.

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When we first moved here,
the idea was,

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a new place,
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a new child,
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a new life, l suppose.
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Ted's a good father.
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But he doesn't really know how
to do all the stuff you have to do.

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And l can't.
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l can't with her.

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