:24:02
Some men would pay
good money for that.
:24:05
And give him a chillipowder enema.
:24:07
That too.
:24:09
Then I'll cut off his foreskin
and feed it to the cat!
:24:16
Oh, thank you, Alice.
I only come here for the scenery.
:24:20
Mr. Sharpe.
:24:22
You're President of the Railway
Restoration Society, I believe?
:24:26
Yeah, Childhood passion of mine,
steam trains.
:24:31
- Choo- choo.
- So you probably remember this?
:24:36
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's me.
:24:37
That's when I was guest
of honour. Your Honour.
:24:40
There's a clock in the photograph.
What time does it read?
:24:44
Ten twenty.
:24:46
What does that banner
above your head say?
:24:48
Railway Restoration Society Dinner,
:24:51
June...
:24:54
the 17th... 2004.
:25:02
Putting your stupid heads together
and deciding to Lie under oath.
:25:05
That's not only perjury,
that's conspiracy to pervert
:25:07
the course of fucking justice!
:25:08
All right. Listen, he didn't do it.
:25:10
Oh, yeah. Right,
and you're Mother Theresa.
:25:12
I wasn't there.
:25:14
Dan, are you holding
something back?
:25:16
You gotta help us out.
We're struggling here.
:25:23
Tell him.
:25:25
Okay.
:25:27
- You know Miranda, right?
- The invisible wife?
:25:29
Sam, please.
:25:31
Before the story broke
she told me she was pregnant.
:25:34
And now she's saying
she doesn't want to raise a child
:25:35
with someone like me.
:25:39
She means everything to me, mate.
:25:43
He loves her.
:25:45
He has even got 'Miranda 4 Ever'
tattooed on his arse.
:25:50
- Hip.
- Arse.
:25:52
- Hip.
- Arse.
:25:53
- CLife.
- That is your Arse.
:25:55
CLiff, why don't you go
and get us some coffee?
:25:59
- Thank you.
- Arse.