:25:02
Putting your stupid heads together
and deciding to Lie under oath.
:25:05
That's not only perjury,
that's conspiracy to pervert
:25:07
the course of fucking justice!
:25:08
All right. Listen, he didn't do it.
:25:10
Oh, yeah. Right,
and you're Mother Theresa.
:25:12
I wasn't there.
:25:14
Dan, are you holding
something back?
:25:16
You gotta help us out.
We're struggling here.
:25:23
Tell him.
:25:25
Okay.
:25:27
- You know Miranda, right?
- The invisible wife?
:25:29
Sam, please.
:25:31
Before the story broke
she told me she was pregnant.
:25:34
And now she's saying
she doesn't want to raise a child
:25:35
with someone like me.
:25:39
She means everything to me, mate.
:25:43
He loves her.
:25:45
He has even got 'Miranda 4 Ever'
tattooed on his arse.
:25:50
- Hip.
- Arse.
:25:52
- Hip.
- Arse.
:25:53
- CLife.
- That is your Arse.
:25:55
CLiff, why don't you go
and get us some coffee?
:25:59
- Thank you.
- Arse.
:26:02
Go on, Danny.
:26:04
Look, when all this crap came out,
:26:07
she went ballistic.
:26:09
I tried to say it wasn't me, but with
all the pictures in the papers...
:26:12
Oh, so that's why you went
along with CLiff's story?
:26:15
So, Dan, what were you doing
that night?
:26:18
Nothing. I was at home alone
while Miranda was out filming.
:26:23
What do men look for in a woman?
:26:26
Delia Smith in the kitchen
and Heidi Fleiss in the bedroom.
:26:30
I think I'm a bit too Delia
in the bedroom.
:26:33
Boring.
:26:35
Why doesn't Sam
call me and talk dirty?
:26:39
Because I'm too 'Alice'?
:26:41
Or maybe...
:26:43
Maybe what?
:26:44
Maybe he did know.
Just playing along.
:26:48
Do you really think so?
:26:50
Yeah.
:26:52
But two can play at that game,
can't they?
:26:57
'Shag Actually'? That's porn.
:26:59
It's not porn, darling. It's erotica.