:17:00
Five Christmases I've been here.
:17:02
You fIip me for some stranger
who'II do it for peanuts
:17:04
and who happens to work
with a reaI midget.
:17:06
Nobody cares.
Nobody comes here for the eIf.
:17:09
Santa's the attraction .
:17:10
I do BurI Ives songs.
:17:12
Does this schmo
even pIay guitar?
:17:13
Look, Harrison , it's not about
the money or the midget.
:17:17
BeIieve me, if it was, I --
:17:19
I don't think they Iike
''midget.''
:17:21
I think you're supposed to
caII them . . .
:17:22
Oh , just forget it.
:17:26
Hacks!
:17:28
Hi .
:17:29
Bob Chipeska.
WeIcome.
:17:32
Great photo and résumé,
by the way.
:17:34
Thanks.
:17:35
We've been at this
a Iong time and aII .
:17:37
We'd Iike to think we do
a good job.
:17:39
I'm so gIad you guys couId
come in on such short notice.
:17:41
[ Voices fading ] I must say,
your Iook is just sensationaI .
:17:44
MARCUS :
Thanks.
:17:45
We've been at this for years.
You got nothing to worry about.
:17:48
You two are the best men
for this job, truIy.
:17:51
So don't Iet his unpIeasantness
affect your performance.
:17:54
-Oh , no. We're fine.
-Performance?
:17:56
Yes. Uh , your performance.
You know, the, um . . .
:17:59
Performance, Iike sexuaI?
:18:02
-Excuse me?
-WiIIie.
:18:04
Are you saying there's
something wrong with my gear?
:18:06
Is that what you're saying?
:18:07
-I'm sorry. Your gear?
-WiIIie.
:18:09
My fuck stick.
:18:12
Hey, WiIIie.
Take a seat.
:18:14
You know how
your bIood sugar is.
:18:16
He's not going to say ''fuck
stick'' in front of the chiIdren?
:18:19
No, no, no.
It's a joke.
:18:21
An aduIt joke for us aduIts.
:18:25
It's a joke.
Just a joke.
:18:33
''Fuck stick''?
:18:34
Yes. I thought it was
very strange, too.
:18:37
So, as our security chief,
:18:40
I wanted you to be aware.
:18:42
But his IittIe friend promised
he wouIdn't say it
:18:44
in front of the chiIdren ,
which is fine.
:18:46
Because, you know,
there is an aduIt worId
:18:50
and a chiId's worId ,
and that's okay.
:18:53
I'm no censor.
:18:54
''LittIe friend''?
:18:55
Yes, he happens to be a dwarf.
:18:58
Or midget.