:25:00
I just don't know if I'm cut out for
the whole family-wife-kids thing.
:25:04
I would kill to have a woman at home
willing to have sex with me every night.
:25:09
At work, I just sit in my office
and I think,
:25:12
"There's gotta be something better
out there. " You know what I mean?
:25:15
- I thought you liked your job.
- I like to surf.
:25:18
Sitting out in the water.
:25:21
Waiting for that perfect wave.
:25:26
And I also like being out here.
I like this, right now.
:25:30
The first time in months,
no worries, no responsibilities.
:25:34
Just living in the moment.
:25:37
Just like Billy did.
:25:40
Hey.
:25:41
Here's to Billy.
:25:43
- To our dead friend.
- Get them up.
:25:44
Tom...
:25:48
Dano, whatever happened between
you and Cockeyed Katie, anyway?
:25:51
You know, I don't appreciate the
name-calling. Katie was very attractive.
:25:55
It was a mutual separation.
:25:57
Yeah, between her eyes.
:25:59
That girl had not one,
but two wandering eyes.
:26:02
It was like her eyes were trying
to escape from her head.
:26:04
You know, Tom, I'm sorry she wasn't
up to your high standard of women.
:26:07
No tattoos below the waist,
never worked as a carny.
:26:10
Name one girlfriend of mine
who worked as a carny.
:26:12
Jo Jo, the one who had
her downstairs pierced.
:26:15
Oh, Jo Jo. That's one.
:26:17
How do you know what she did
with her downstairs?
:26:19
She had that website:
:26:20
- JoJosDownstairs. Com.
- That was a good one.
:26:23
Hey, Dano, let's see what
you packed us for dinner.
:26:25
- What is this, astronaut food?
- No. It's a vitamin gel pack.
:26:28
It tastes like watermelon. It's very filling
and it preserves well for camping.
:26:31
I'm not an astronaut.
I'm an American.
:26:34
And there's fresh salmon
in that river for the taking.
:26:37
What?
:26:39
I'm eating salmon tonight.
:26:41
That's great, except
we didn't bring any fishing gear.
:26:43
Don't need any.
:26:46
- We'll shine them.
- That would kill a fish.
:26:49
Shine the fish, old Cherokee trick.
:26:52
I forgot the Cherokee had been using
the flashlight for thousands of years.
:26:56
No, didn't they pioneer the D battery?
:26:58
All right, suckers.