:26:02
It was like her eyes were trying
to escape from her head.
:26:04
You know, Tom, I'm sorry she wasn't
up to your high standard of women.
:26:07
No tattoos below the waist,
never worked as a carny.
:26:10
Name one girlfriend of mine
who worked as a carny.
:26:12
Jo Jo, the one who had
her downstairs pierced.
:26:15
Oh, Jo Jo. That's one.
:26:17
How do you know what she did
with her downstairs?
:26:19
She had that website:
:26:20
- JoJosDownstairs. Com.
- That was a good one.
:26:23
Hey, Dano, let's see what
you packed us for dinner.
:26:25
- What is this, astronaut food?
- No. It's a vitamin gel pack.
:26:28
It tastes like watermelon. It's very filling
and it preserves well for camping.
:26:31
I'm not an astronaut.
I'm an American.
:26:34
And there's fresh salmon
in that river for the taking.
:26:37
What?
:26:39
I'm eating salmon tonight.
:26:41
That's great, except
we didn't bring any fishing gear.
:26:43
Don't need any.
:26:46
- We'll shine them.
- That would kill a fish.
:26:49
Shine the fish, old Cherokee trick.
:26:52
I forgot the Cherokee had been using
the flashlight for thousands of years.
:26:56
No, didn't they pioneer the D battery?
:26:58
All right, suckers.
:27:00
Let's see who's eating salmon tonight
and who's eating crow.
:27:03
- Do you have a crow-catching trick?
- Yuk it up, astronauts.
:27:07
They love figure eights.
:27:09
Hey, 100 grand
and my left nut says
:27:11
the only thing you catch
out there is a cold.
:27:14
Got it! Grab it!
:27:17
What are you doing?!
:27:19
- Fantastic.
- Can you do that again?
:27:21
You owe me 100 grand
and the left nut.
:27:24
Are you gonna catch it
when I throw it up?
:27:26
- Yeah, yeah!
- Yeah, yeah, come on!
:27:28
I'm gonna have to use a distinct pattern
now. They got used to the figure eight.
:27:33
It's gonna be tough, but I'll focus.
:27:37
What the hell are you doing?
:27:39
I toss it, you grab it.
That's your part of the deal.
:27:44
What?
:27:48
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking off my shoes.
:27:50
- Why?
- Because I run faster with no shoes.
:27:53
- You can't outrun that bear.
- I don't have to outrun the bear.
:27:56
I just have to outrun you.
:27:58
Stay calm.
:27:59
It's important that you don't
let them smell your fear.