Without a Paddle
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:31:01
- Move, move, move.
- Up the tree.

:31:09
- Your mom misses you.
- She's in my stuff.

:31:13
Hey, that's my phone.
She ate my phone.

:31:17
How long do you think
she'll keep looking for me?

:31:20
Hour, hour and a half, tops.
:31:22
Bears have very short attention spans.
I know a guy who trains them.

:31:43
What was that?
:31:46
I don't know, but it scared away
our friend. Let's get out of here.

:31:51
What do you think could happen
if this thing went off right in the boat?

:31:54
- You think we'd die?
- I think you throw it right now.

:31:56
What if I toss it to you
and then you throw it?

:31:58
Elwood, throw it!
:32:03
- Cue the insane hillbillies.
- What are these freaks doing?

:32:06
They're fishing.
:32:07
Why aren't they using
their flashlights, Tom?

:32:11
This is exactly what you hear about
when people go into the deep woods

:32:14
in the middle of summertime.
Aside from getting all sorts

:32:16
of diseases and things,
they just wind up being the victims

:32:18
of some kind of
unexpected man-rape.

:32:19
How you like me now, boy?
:32:22
- I don't like this...
- Quiet. Go, go.

:32:26
She ate everything.
:32:27
Including my very expensive
cell phone.

:32:29
All right, let's load up.
There's treasure in them hills.

:32:33
Wait a minute, you're not actually
considering continuing, are you?

:32:35
- Why not?
- Well, because I just...

:32:37
I got carried away by a bear. And then
we spent the night sleeping in a tree.

:32:41
Well, we got that out of the way.
:32:43
Now we can get back on the river.
:32:44
There comes a time
in every cub's life

:32:47
when he needs to strike out
and make it on his own.

:32:49
Fine.
:32:50
Fine. But I say we avoid them and we
launch around the bend there, okay?

:32:54
All right, all right. Heave-ho.
:32:58
They call this portage. Or portage.

prev.
next.