Without a Paddle
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:32:03
- Cue the insane hillbillies.
- What are these freaks doing?

:32:06
They're fishing.
:32:07
Why aren't they using
their flashlights, Tom?

:32:11
This is exactly what you hear about
when people go into the deep woods

:32:14
in the middle of summertime.
Aside from getting all sorts

:32:16
of diseases and things,
they just wind up being the victims

:32:18
of some kind of
unexpected man-rape.

:32:19
How you like me now, boy?
:32:22
- I don't like this...
- Quiet. Go, go.

:32:26
She ate everything.
:32:27
Including my very expensive
cell phone.

:32:29
All right, let's load up.
There's treasure in them hills.

:32:33
Wait a minute, you're not actually
considering continuing, are you?

:32:35
- Why not?
- Well, because I just...

:32:37
I got carried away by a bear. And then
we spent the night sleeping in a tree.

:32:41
Well, we got that out of the way.
:32:43
Now we can get back on the river.
:32:44
There comes a time
in every cub's life

:32:47
when he needs to strike out
and make it on his own.

:32:49
Fine.
:32:50
Fine. But I say we avoid them and we
launch around the bend there, okay?

:32:54
All right, all right. Heave-ho.
:32:58
They call this portage. Or portage.
:33:02
- What's the map say, Jerry?
- You know, it's a map.

:33:06
It's gonna be... It's gonna be good.
:33:09
Jer, isn't the river supposed to fork?
:33:11
No. It just goes straight
the whole way. Straight shot.

:33:15
Are you sure?
:33:16
We are back in business, boys.
:33:21
All right. Let's rudder back.
:33:24
Bring the tail out.
:33:28
- It's getting kind of rough, Tom.
- Not bad, I've been in much worse.

:33:33
Really?
:33:34
Not a good time to read a map, Jer.
:33:37
Guys, I wanna pull over. I need
to take some Dramamine...

:33:40
I got the stern. Work the bow,
work the bow, Jer.

:33:43
Guys, let's pull over.
:33:45
This is exactly what you'd expect.
We're doing great.

:33:48
Tom, guide us to the bank.
:33:51
- Watch the current.
- Trees! Trees left!

:33:58
No problem.
That's typical river behavior.


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