:36:02
I don't believe this, man.
:36:08
Tom...
:36:10
- Where were you a river guide?
- San Dimas.
:36:12
- Raging Waters?
- Yeah.
:36:15
They had some serious
rapids there, man.
:36:16
- What, class "toddler"?
- Hey, I was employee of the month
:36:19
at the Monsoon Lagoon.
:36:21
- I knew you were lying.
- Great.
:36:22
- Oh, you did?
- I knew it.
:36:24
Well, you're the reason
that we had to launch the boat
:36:27
in the wrong part of the river.
:36:28
Hey, I am not
the navigator-map guy.
:36:30
Okay, Jerry, didn't you see
on the map that the river split?
:36:33
I would've, if your friend,
the big-ass bear, didn't eat the map.
:36:37
Hold on a sec. Tom?
:36:39
Were you really
employee of the month?
:36:41
No. I lied about that too.
:36:44
I must have been crazy. I...
:36:46
All right. This trip is officially over.
This is finished! Let's...
:36:50
- Let's just go home.
- I agree. That's a great decision.
:36:53
All we gotta do is jump up over
that 100-foot waterfall,
:36:56
swim upstream 20 miles,
get the sheriff on the phone...
:36:59
He liked us, I remember. And he'll
send out a rescue boat. And...
:37:02
Hey, there's a beer in the river. Cool.
:37:05
Look at this, it's cold.
:37:08
We are in serious trouble, my friends.
:37:11
All data points to us being...
How do you humans say it?
:37:14
Completely screwed?
:37:15
Yeah. You know, that is...
That's a good way to say it.
:37:18
I mean, it pretty much sums it up.
:37:20
I suspect Tom is drunk.
I didn't wanna say anything,
:37:23
- Because he's such a live wire...
- You guys, we're fine.
:37:24
We got the compass.
I've got Billy's compass!
:37:27
Look, that's east, west, north.
:37:30
- That's south.
- That's south! That's south!
:37:32
That's great!
:37:34
- What?
- Sorry.
:37:35
It only works with the map.
:37:37
So you're saying you lost the map?
You don't have it?
:37:40
No. I'm saying I forgot
to hold on to it while my ass
:37:42
was free-falling
over a 100-foot waterfall.
:37:45
So you don't have it?
:37:48
Hey, do you hear that?
:37:50
- Oh, hell, yeah.
- Hey, that sounds like Creed.
:37:54
I never thought I'd be happy to hear
anything that sounds like Creed.