:59:03
Hope you're not getting wet!
:59:08
Nobody picks on him but me!
:59:17
Let's go! Come on!
:59:27
Yeah, that's right.
Run away, bitches!
:59:43
Nobody ever stood up for me before.
:59:45
Yeah? Maybe if you weren't such
a spaz all the time, I wouldn't have to.
:59:53
All right, guys,
inside corner of the bag.
:59:59
Hey, guys...
1:00:01
...let's bring it in.
Come on, to the dugout.
1:00:04
- Everybody to the dugout.
- Buttermaker.
1:00:06
- Yeah.
- Remember that time I played sick,
1:00:08
and mom went to work
and then you busted me?
1:00:11
- And then...
- You guys, sit down!
1:00:12
And then we went to Zuma
and went bodysurfing?
1:00:15
- We should do that again.
- Sit down.
1:00:17
- I got something to talk to you about.
- Mr. Buttermaker.
1:00:19
- Mr. Buttermaker.
- What?
1:00:21
I gotta leave early today.
We're doing leather tanning in art club.
1:00:23
Okay. Oh, another class.
Great. Okay.
1:00:26
All right, guys, listen up.
1:00:29
"To Coach Buttermaker
from league headquarters.
1:00:32
Regarding player safety
and league liability.
1:00:35
A reminder that according
to Regulation 236,
1:00:38
all players must wear a comprehensive
genital defense apparatus."
1:00:42
Now, basically, what that translates to
is that if any of you guys get hurt,
1:00:46
they're going to sue my ass so hard,
they're going to garnish my turds.
1:00:49
So wear these things.
1:00:51
Pass them down, sweetie.
1:00:56
Also, you'll wanna
write your names on them,
1:00:58
because that's how you get crabs.