1:00:01
...let's bring it in.
Come on, to the dugout.
1:00:04
- Everybody to the dugout.
- Buttermaker.
1:00:06
- Yeah.
- Remember that time I played sick,
1:00:08
and mom went to work
and then you busted me?
1:00:11
- And then...
- You guys, sit down!
1:00:12
And then we went to Zuma
and went bodysurfing?
1:00:15
- We should do that again.
- Sit down.
1:00:17
- I got something to talk to you about.
- Mr. Buttermaker.
1:00:19
- Mr. Buttermaker.
- What?
1:00:21
I gotta leave early today.
We're doing leather tanning in art club.
1:00:23
Okay. Oh, another class.
Great. Okay.
1:00:26
All right, guys, listen up.
1:00:29
"To Coach Buttermaker
from league headquarters.
1:00:32
Regarding player safety
and league liability.
1:00:35
A reminder that according
to Regulation 236,
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all players must wear a comprehensive
genital defense apparatus."
1:00:42
Now, basically, what that translates to
is that if any of you guys get hurt,
1:00:46
they're going to sue my ass so hard,
they're going to garnish my turds.
1:00:49
So wear these things.
1:00:51
Pass them down, sweetie.
1:00:56
Also, you'll wanna
write your names on them,
1:00:58
because that's how you get crabs.
1:01:00
And trust me, you don't want
to spend your Sunday afternoon
1:01:02
picking through your pumpkin patch
with a little comb.
1:01:05
Give me one.
Gotta protect the family jewels.
1:01:08
Who you kidding? When is
the last time you even saw them?
1:01:15
- Does that make any sense?
- Yeah.
1:01:17
Do you speak Latin?
I'm much better at Latin.
1:01:20
I don't need these.
1:01:22
- Really?
- I'll take it.
1:01:25
All right.
1:01:29
He can throw all right,
but you think he can hit?
1:01:32
- Let's find out.
- Here.
1:01:43
Is that all you got?
1:01:48
Okay.
1:01:49
Got a smart-ass here. Burn it up.
1:01:52
Don't hold back.