Bad News Bears
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1:01:00
And trust me, you don't want
to spend your Sunday afternoon

1:01:02
picking through your pumpkin patch
with a little comb.

1:01:05
Give me one.
Gotta protect the family jewels.

1:01:08
Who you kidding? When is
the last time you even saw them?

1:01:15
- Does that make any sense?
- Yeah.

1:01:17
Do you speak Latin?
I'm much better at Latin.

1:01:20
I don't need these.
1:01:22
- Really?
- I'll take it.

1:01:25
All right.
1:01:29
He can throw all right,
but you think he can hit?

1:01:32
- Let's find out.
- Here.

1:01:43
Is that all you got?
1:01:48
Okay.
1:01:49
Got a smart-ass here. Burn it up.
1:01:52
Don't hold back.
1:02:34
Hey, what time you get off?
1:02:37
Engelberg, what kind of diet
lets you eat seven hot dogs?

1:02:41
No buns.
1:02:42
I can have as many
as I want, dipshit.

1:02:47
My dad says the only people
who put ketchup on hot dogs...

1:02:50
...are mental patients...
1:02:53
...and Texans.
1:02:59
Chinese people count with beads.

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