:00:03
Nobody ever stood up for me before.
:00:05
Yeah? Maybe if you weren't such
a spaz all the time, I wouldn't have to.
:00:13
All right, guys,
inside corner of the bag.
:00:19
Hey, guys...
:00:21
...let's bring it in.
Come on, to the dugout.
:00:24
- Everybody to the dugout.
- Buttermaker.
:00:26
- Yeah.
- Remember that time I played sick,
:00:28
and mom went to work
and then you busted me?
:00:31
- And then...
- You guys, sit down!
:00:32
And then we went to Zuma
and went bodysurfing?
:00:35
- We should do that again.
- Sit down.
:00:37
- I got something to talk to you about.
- Mr. Buttermaker.
:00:39
- Mr. Buttermaker.
- What?
:00:41
I gotta leave early today.
We're doing leather tanning in art club.
:00:43
Okay. Oh, another class.
Great. Okay.
:00:46
All right, guys, listen up.
:00:49
"To Coach Buttermaker
from league headquarters.
:00:52
Regarding player safety
and league liability.
:00:55
A reminder that according
to Regulation 236,
:00:58
all players must wear a comprehensive
genital defense apparatus."
:01:02
Now, basically, what that translates to
is that if any of you guys get hurt,
:01:06
they're going to sue my ass so hard,
they're going to garnish my turds.
:01:09
So wear these things.
:01:11
Pass them down, sweetie.
:01:16
Also, you'll wanna
write your names on them,
:01:18
because that's how you get crabs.
:01:20
And trust me, you don't want
to spend your Sunday afternoon
:01:22
picking through your pumpkin patch
with a little comb.
:01:25
Give me one.
Gotta protect the family jewels.
:01:28
Who you kidding? When is
the last time you even saw them?
:01:35
- Does that make any sense?
- Yeah.
:01:37
Do you speak Latin?
I'm much better at Latin.
:01:40
I don't need these.
:01:42
- Really?
- I'll take it.
:01:45
All right.
:01:49
He can throw all right,
but you think he can hit?
:01:52
- Let's find out.
- Here.