Bad News Bears
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:01:02
Now, basically, what that translates to
is that if any of you guys get hurt,

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they're going to sue my ass so hard,
they're going to garnish my turds.

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So wear these things.
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Pass them down, sweetie.
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Also, you'll wanna
write your names on them,

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because that's how you get crabs.
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And trust me, you don't want
to spend your Sunday afternoon

:01:22
picking through your pumpkin patch
with a little comb.

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Give me one.
Gotta protect the family jewels.

:01:28
Who you kidding? When is
the last time you even saw them?

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- Does that make any sense?
- Yeah.

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Do you speak Latin?
I'm much better at Latin.

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I don't need these.
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- Really?
- I'll take it.

:01:45
All right.
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He can throw all right,
but you think he can hit?

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- Let's find out.
- Here.

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Is that all you got?
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Okay.
:02:09
Got a smart-ass here. Burn it up.
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Don't hold back.
:02:54
Hey, what time you get off?
:02:57
Engelberg, what kind of diet
lets you eat seven hot dogs?


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