:02:00
I sign bands, I produce their albums,
I sell the distribution to the majors.
:02:04
- Now you wanna make movies?
- Yeah! Who doesn't?
:02:07
All right, can you pitch it
in 25 words or less?
:02:09
I can do it in one word... Me!
:02:11
- You?
- Me! Hello! Me!
:02:14
I couldn't get your mother
to watch that movie.
:02:16
My life in the music business.
:02:18
Come on! Gangsta rappers,
the Russian mafia, you know?
:02:22
All that goddamn payola crap.
:02:23
This place is
like the wild, wild west, man.
:02:26
You're dodgin' the bullets,
you're taking the arrows.
:02:28
And it's got a girl.
:02:30
There always is.
:02:32
Her name's Linda Moon.
:02:33
She plays a girl who wants to
make it big in the biz,
:02:35
and I am the record mogul
who makes it happen.
:02:38
Anyway, it's a musical,
:02:39
and Linda's been trying to get me
on the two-way ever since,
:02:41
you know, she saw you
on Charlie Rose.
:02:43
Where you were very smooth,
and found out that I knew you.
:02:46
I said you would help her out,
:02:48
and she left you on the list
at the Viper Room
:02:51
expecting you to show up.
:02:53
So, Tommy, how's your wife?
:02:54
- Edie?
- Yeah.
:02:56
Who gives a shit?
:02:57
Don't be a buzzkill.
:03:00
Where are you goin'?
:03:01
I gotta go to the men's.
I just had two iced teas.
:03:04
But how about... Hey, Chili,
how does the movie sound?
:03:06
Well, you don't have a movie yet.
:03:07
You've got a premise and a setting,
but you don't have character arcs or a plot.
:03:11
Okay, but still. You know.
:03:14
Hey, who's gonna play me?
Think about that.
:03:16
How about Carrot Top?
:03:33
Do svidaniya.