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2:29:00
He says he knows a priest
who's real good with teenagers.

2:29:03
Forget it.
lt's not a priest he needs.

2:29:06
Sometimes l wonder
why we pray to a long-haired guy

2:29:09
who hangs out with a bunch of guys
in robes.

2:29:12
- lt's fishy.
- Honestly!

2:29:15
Why are there
no female priests, then?

2:29:20
They're starting
to get on my nerves.

2:29:25
Anyway, we'll take care
of his problem immediately.

2:29:28
lt's all in his head.
2:29:33
Abnormal people get treated.
2:29:38
People aren't born that way,
they become so.

2:29:41
lt's up to us to make sure
that our son doesn't.

2:29:44
Nature doesn't make mistakes.
There's no in-between.

2:29:46
lt's one or the other -
a boy or a girl.

2:29:50
l'm willing to pay for a shrink
if necessary.

2:29:55
Our boy is a boy.
2:29:57
No way l sired a fairy.
2:29:59
We'll wipe any such notions
right out of his head!

2:30:06
You have to be sick
2:30:08
to spend your life sticking
your pecker up someone's ass!

2:30:15
You've got a short memory.
2:30:23
That was different.
2:30:25
And we only tried it once.
2:30:27
Once?
2:30:31
Once or twice.
l don't remember.

2:30:34
Well, l do.
2:30:44
l'm not seeing a shrink.
l'm warning you.

2:30:46
l don't have a problem.
Understand?

2:30:54
He does take after his father.

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