:14:03
Mr. Matthews...
:14:05
you're making it very hard
for me to pretend
that I can't tell...
:14:07
you're not paying attention.
:14:22
I'm going to need
these articles by this Friday,
at the latest.
:14:26
Now if any of you
are having a hard time...
:14:28
thinking of something
to write about other than...
:14:30
the most recent development
in this local tragedy...
:14:32
I'd be willing
to meet with you privately.
:14:40
And they only just found
that girl this morning...
:14:42
because her body was dragged
through the woods by a wolf.
:14:45
Yeah. Listen, the guy
blew her head off...
:14:47
then let the wildlife
just go to town.
:14:48
Why does it have to be
a guy?
:14:50
Please.
Serial killers
are always men.
:14:51
Just the ones
that get caught, baby.
:14:53
Serial means
more than one, jackass.
:14:54
You're not taking
your SAT book to my lake house
this weekend, are you?
:14:58
Right, Owen, my dad...
The senator.
:15:00
The senile drunk,
is sending a limo
to take us all...
:15:03
to the lake house
on Friday.
:15:04
Nobody ever stays here
on the weekends.
:15:06
You in?
Yeah, sure.
:15:07
I'm not going to be able
to make it, I got plans.
:15:10
What?
By plans you mean
herpes, right?
:15:12
Actually, by plans,
I mean I'm going...
:15:14
to State tomorrow
to see the sweet Jenny Ryder.
:15:17
It's Wednesday.
I know.
:15:18
And I'm declaring my own
"Randall Gets Laid"
Holiday Weekend.
:15:22
And I'm going to punch
Miss Ryder's v card...
:15:25
Nice.
Thank you.
:15:26
Can I borrow your car?
:15:28
Yeah, man.
:15:31
Yeah, just, you know,
leave the keys
on the tire and...
:15:35
don't get any blood
on the back seat.
:15:37
I wouldn't dream of it.
:15:38
Actually, I would like this
to be special, you know.
:15:42
Like, in the middle
of the woods,
up against a tree.
:15:45
You're a pig.
You're a dyke.
:15:47
Die a violent death.
:15:50
Yeah well,
if that's your technique...
:15:51
I weep for Jenny Ryder.
I bet you do.
:15:54
So are we going
to play the game
before the weekend?
:15:57
Not sure I want to.
:15:59
Well, what else
are we going to do
around here, study?