Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:02:15
Hey, what do you think
you're doing?

:02:18
Shit.
:02:34
Today, these visusally-impaired senior
citizens will fulfill a lifelong dream:

:02:42
To swim with dolphins.
:02:46
Hey, check this out.
:02:49
-What is that?
-Careful.

:02:51
That is four years of research.
:02:53
A technological breakthrough
which might just save a life or two.

:02:57
-What's it for?
-A device to prevent...

:02:59
...the beaching of cetaceans.
:03:01
-That's whales to you and me.
-Cetaceans, hush?

:03:04
That's a pretty big word
for a man-whore.

:03:09
l'm not a man-whore.
:03:12
l'm a fish enthussiast.
:03:14
l stopped man-whoring
when l met my wife.

:03:16
My mom said your wife
got eaten on your honeymoon...

:03:19
...becausse yos tried
to feed the sharks.

:03:21
You tell your mom l was
trying to feed the turtles.

:03:24
Didn't realize there was
meat sauce on the lettuce.

:03:26
Whatever. l bet that thing doesn't
even work, you stupid he-bitch.

:03:30
-Come on, l got it.
-Hey, you little bastards.

:03:32
Give that back! That's not a toy!
:03:36
That's the one. That's your grandma.
:03:39
Give me..! Come on! Give me..!
:03:51
Something seems to be going wrong.
l'm not sure what's happening.

:03:58
l gotcha! l got..!

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