Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:03:01
-That's whales to you and me.
-Cetaceans, hush?

:03:04
That's a pretty big word
for a man-whore.

:03:09
l'm not a man-whore.
:03:12
l'm a fish enthussiast.
:03:14
l stopped man-whoring
when l met my wife.

:03:16
My mom said your wife
got eaten on your honeymoon...

:03:19
...becausse yos tried
to feed the sharks.

:03:21
You tell your mom l was
trying to feed the turtles.

:03:24
Didn't realize there was
meat sauce on the lettuce.

:03:26
Whatever. l bet that thing doesn't
even work, you stupid he-bitch.

:03:30
-Come on, l got it.
-Hey, you little bastards.

:03:32
Give that back! That's not a toy!
:03:36
That's the one. That's your grandma.
:03:39
Give me..! Come on! Give me..!
:03:51
Something seems to be going wrong.
l'm not sure what's happening.

:03:58
l gotcha! l got..!
:04:11
Hey, everybody. l'm home.
:04:18
Hi, Kate. l missed you today.
:04:21
The prototype's almost working.
:04:24
All it needs is a few
minor adjustments.

:04:31
Wes Takahashi in Malibu, where
three blind swimmers are missing.

:04:35
I hope that man rots in hell!
:04:38
It was some weird guy.
He tried to touch my ball..

:04:47
-Hello?
-Deucey, Deucey, Deucey.

:04:50
It's your old buddy T.J. here.
:04:52
-T.J.?
-I'm in Amsterdam.

:04:54
Man, you'd love it here. lt's like
Disneyland for college students.

:04:57
You wouldn't believe this.
:04:59
Why don't you come and let your
friend T.J. show you a good time.


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