Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:08:02
You like that?
:08:10
l couldn't be happier for you.
:08:11
Come, let me
show you my float-crib.

:08:13
-Okay.
-Looking like money.

:08:16
l'm telling you, you gonna have
a good time, man, hush?

:08:22
Well, it ain't much, but it's home.
:08:26
lt's nice.
l like what you've done with it.

:08:29
Now, if you gotta use the bathroom,
lift up the toilet seat.

:08:33
This is where l live.
This is my home.

:08:35
l don't want nobody
pissing on my toilet seat.

:08:39
What do you think of the float-crib?
You feeling it?

:08:42
T.J., l think you got a bad leak here.
:08:45
No, no, no. lt's just high tide.
:08:48
ls that what l think it is?
:08:51
Yeah. l brought Kate.
:08:55
l really wanna show her
a good time, you know?

:08:57
Maybe buy her a wooden shoe.
:09:01
Deucey.
:09:03
Keeping that leg is kind of creepy.
:09:07
-You gotta move on with your life.
-T.J.!

:09:12
Hey, Lil' Kim, what's up?
:09:14
l no more man-whore.
Too much danger.

:09:19
Excuse us for a moment, deucyy.
:09:23
Listen up, Lil' Kim.
:09:24
When your little bony ass had SARS,
who got you out of quarantine?

:09:28
-Go make me some money.
-No way!

:09:31
l take my three inches elsewhere.
:09:39
So l thought l'd come over here
and make a killing.

:09:41
Got myself a houseboat, some ho's.
:09:43
The only thing a woman love
more than a man-ho...

:09:46
-...is a floating man-ho.
-Makes sense.

:09:48
Then all these man-whore
murders started.

:09:51
My he-bitches got too scared
to go to work.

:09:53
What kind of world do we live in...
:09:54
...where the streets ain't safe
for male prostitustes?

:09:57
Here's your hashish.

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