Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:09:01
Deucey.
:09:03
Keeping that leg is kind of creepy.
:09:07
-You gotta move on with your life.
-T.J.!

:09:12
Hey, Lil' Kim, what's up?
:09:14
l no more man-whore.
Too much danger.

:09:19
Excuse us for a moment, deucyy.
:09:23
Listen up, Lil' Kim.
:09:24
When your little bony ass had SARS,
who got you out of quarantine?

:09:28
-Go make me some money.
-No way!

:09:31
l take my three inches elsewhere.
:09:39
So l thought l'd come over here
and make a killing.

:09:41
Got myself a houseboat, some ho's.
:09:43
The only thing a woman love
more than a man-ho...

:09:46
-...is a floating man-ho.
-Makes sense.

:09:48
Then all these man-whore
murders started.

:09:51
My he-bitches got too scared
to go to work.

:09:53
What kind of world do we live in...
:09:54
...where the streets ain't safe
for male prostitustes?

:09:57
Here's your hashish.
:10:00
-Enjoy.
-Hashish?

:10:03
-Yeah.
-No.

:10:07
l thought this was a coffee shop.
:10:08
Let me break it down for you.
You're in Amsterdam.

:10:11
lf you want coffee, you go to a café.
:10:14
lf you want marijusana, ganji or some
freaky-deaky, you go to a coffee shop.

:10:18
That's where you is now.
:10:28
Put that away. Cops. Cops!
:10:32
Hold it right there.
:10:41
Now, that joint looks loose.
lf yous want, l'll roll the next one.

:10:45
Have a good evening, hush?
:10:48
Oh, don't worry about it, Deucey.
This is Amsterdam.

:10:51
lt's perfectly legal over here.
You want a hit?

:10:53
No. l'm not smoking nothing.
:10:55
Oh, come on, man.
:10:57
-Deucey don't smoke.
-Suit yousrself.

:10:59
Well, well, well,
if it ain't Heinz Hummer...


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