:10:00
-Enjoy.
-Hashish?
:10:03
-Yeah.
-No.
:10:07
l thought this was a coffee shop.
:10:08
Let me break it down for you.
You're in Amsterdam.
:10:11
lf you want coffee, you go to a café.
:10:14
lf you want marijusana, ganji or some
freaky-deaky, you go to a coffee shop.
:10:18
That's where you is now.
:10:28
Put that away. Cops. Cops!
:10:32
Hold it right there.
:10:41
Now, that joint looks loose.
lf yous want, l'll roll the next one.
:10:45
Have a good evening, hush?
:10:48
Oh, don't worry about it, Deucey.
This is Amsterdam.
:10:51
lt's perfectly legal over here.
You want a hit?
:10:53
No. l'm not smoking nothing.
:10:55
Oh, come on, man.
:10:57
-Deucey don't smoke.
-Suit yousrself.
:10:59
Well, well, well,
if it ain't Heinz Hummer...
:11:02
...the gigolo with the most below.
:11:04
What do you want, T.J.? l'm busy.
:11:06
l wanna introduce you to my friend,
Deuce Bigalow.
:11:09
-He's a gigolo from America.
-Hi.
:11:16
Sometimes you're really funny, T.J.
:11:18
How much you getting
for a Filthy Ramirez these days?
:11:20
l could get you more.
:11:22
A Filthy Ramirez?
Where have you been?
:11:24
Nobody pays for that shit anymore.
:11:26
See you around, T.J.
:11:27
The Man-whore Awards
are coming up.
:11:29
You wanna win the Golden Boner?
:11:31
l already won it twice.
:11:33
Just ask your ex-fiancée.
:11:35
Man, why you gotta bring up
Delisha like that?
:11:39
l can't believe prostitution's
legal here.
:11:42
Oh, yeah, it's big bussiness.
They got a union, dental plan.
:11:44
Man, if l had a he-bitch
like Heinz Husmmer...
:11:47
...put me back in the game.
:11:50
-ls he that good?
-''ls he that good?''
:11:52
They don't call him ''Lord
of the Wangs'' for nothing.
:11:55
Man, what l wouldn't give....
:11:57
For Heinz's wang?
:11:59
No, l don't want Heinz's wang!
l want him as a client.