:11:02
...the gigolo with the most below.
:11:04
What do you want, T.J.? l'm busy.
:11:06
l wanna introduce you to my friend,
Deuce Bigalow.
:11:09
-He's a gigolo from America.
-Hi.
:11:16
Sometimes you're really funny, T.J.
:11:18
How much you getting
for a Filthy Ramirez these days?
:11:20
l could get you more.
:11:22
A Filthy Ramirez?
Where have you been?
:11:24
Nobody pays for that shit anymore.
:11:26
See you around, T.J.
:11:27
The Man-whore Awards
are coming up.
:11:29
You wanna win the Golden Boner?
:11:31
l already won it twice.
:11:33
Just ask your ex-fiancée.
:11:35
Man, why you gotta bring up
Delisha like that?
:11:39
l can't believe prostitution's
legal here.
:11:42
Oh, yeah, it's big bussiness.
They got a union, dental plan.
:11:44
Man, if l had a he-bitch
like Heinz Husmmer...
:11:47
...put me back in the game.
:11:50
-ls he that good?
-''ls he that good?''
:11:52
They don't call him ''Lord
of the Wangs'' for nothing.
:11:55
Man, what l wouldn't give....
:11:57
For Heinz's wang?
:11:59
No, l don't want Heinz's wang!
l want him as a client.
:12:03
Hey, man, keep your voice down.
:12:05
Talking about me wanting
Heinz's big juicy wang.
:12:08
People would think l'm gay.
:12:11
Now, a pimp's only got
one thing in this world:
:12:13
His reputation.
:12:15
Here you are, gentlemen.
Fresh today.
:12:19
-What is this?
-Spacecake.
:12:23
-Why do they call it that?
-You know...
:12:25
...it's what the astronauts eat.
Like Tang.
:12:30
l'm starving.
:12:35
-lt's a little dry.
-Keep eating. lt gets better.
:12:39
-Yous sure you don't want any?
-No.
:12:41
Never been high, never gonna be.
:12:46
This is pretty good cake, though.
:12:49
Fucking excellent.