Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:13:25
You.
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Come on in here.
:13:31
You--? You want me to...?
:13:33
Yes, you.
:13:54
-Maybe you can help me.
-Really?

:13:57
l don't want a man who's
chiseled and sculpted.

:14:01
l like soft and weak.
:14:04
-You do?
-l want a man who's unemployed.

:14:09
And went to a community college.
:14:12
l am, and l did.
:14:14
-You know what really turns me on?
-What?

:14:17
ls thinking about him
in his tighty whities...

:14:20
...sitting at his computer...
:14:22
...and visiting different porn sites...
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...and taking the free tour
with no intention of ever joining.

:14:30
l don't have a credit card!
:14:31
-Kiss my chest.
-Okay.

:14:36
Harder!
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-Bite me!
-You sure?

:14:39
Harder! Bite me harder!
:14:43
Get off of my titty,
you doped-up cracker!

:14:49
No more spacecakes for you.
:14:54
Hey. l'm sorry about that, T.J.
l must have gotten a contact buzz.

:14:58
What'd l tell you about
making me look gay?


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