Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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l like soft and weak.
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-You do?
-l want a man who's unemployed.

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And went to a community college.
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l am, and l did.
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-You know what really turns me on?
-What?

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ls thinking about him
in his tighty whities...

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...sitting at his computer...
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...and visiting different porn sites...
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...and taking the free tour
with no intention of ever joining.

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l don't have a credit card!
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-Kiss my chest.
-Okay.

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Harder!
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-Bite me!
-You sure?

:14:39
Harder! Bite me harder!
:14:43
Get off of my titty,
you doped-up cracker!

:14:49
No more spacecakes for you.
:14:54
Hey. l'm sorry about that, T.J.
l must have gotten a contact buzz.

:14:58
What'd l tell you about
making me look gay?

:15:01
Not ten minutes go by
and you got your mouth...

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...all over my breasteses.
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My nipple's ruined!
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You're lucky l was born with a spare.
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There go one of my ho's.
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The old guy in the walker's
one of your ho's?

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Yeah. Why ain't his ancient ass
out there making me my money?

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Kaiser! Get your old ass
back in the booth!

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Deucey, meet me back
at the float-crib.

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Bitches out here act like
they never seen a pimp before.

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l raise my hand, they look at it like
it's a goddamn croissant. Then:

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Feel my pimp hand.
:15:39
Where's the boat?
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Oh. You scared me.
:15:57
Hey. Do you know who l am?

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