Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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Not ten minutes go by
and you got your mouth...

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...all over my breasteses.
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My nipple's ruined!
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You're lucky l was born with a spare.
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There go one of my ho's.
:15:14
The old guy in the walker's
one of your ho's?

:15:16
Yeah. Why ain't his ancient ass
out there making me my money?

:15:19
Kaiser! Get your old ass
back in the booth!

:15:23
Deucey, meet me back
at the float-crib.

:15:26
Bitches out here act like
they never seen a pimp before.

:15:29
l raise my hand, they look at it like
it's a goddamn croissant. Then:

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Feel my pimp hand.
:15:39
Where's the boat?
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Oh. You scared me.
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Hey. Do you know who l am?
:16:00
l am Heinz Hummer. l'm the gigolo
with the most below. Okay?

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l can give you a Filthy Lopez
like you never had before.

:16:07
l could give you
a Cambodian Creamsicle...

:16:10
...that will make you
scream all night. Okay?

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But not now because l'm busy.
So leave me alone, bitch.

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Wait a second. Do l know you?
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''New-jizz-fizz...
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...ver-bur-ger-king....''?
:16:45
Heinz.
:16:53
Man, are you wasted.

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