Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:16:00
l am Heinz Hummer. l'm the gigolo
with the most below. Okay?

:16:05
l can give you a Filthy Lopez
like you never had before.

:16:07
l could give you
a Cambodian Creamsicle...

:16:10
...that will make you
scream all night. Okay?

:16:13
But not now because l'm busy.
So leave me alone, bitch.

:16:19
Wait a second. Do l know you?
:16:25
''New-jizz-fizz...
:16:29
...ver-bur-ger-king....''?
:16:45
Heinz.
:16:53
Man, are you wasted.
:17:01
l gotcha.
:17:04
Coming up next, more weather.
:17:08
What's this?
:17:11
Hey, Heinz, wake up, check this out.
:17:15
Holy shit.
:17:18
Europe just got a little better.
:17:22
Damn. That old Kaiser's got legs.
:17:25
-You gotta keep your bitches in line.
-Yeah.

:17:29
-What's he doing here?
-l found him passed out in the alley.

:17:32
l couldn't just leave him there.
:17:35
l put in a good word for you.
:17:36
Thanks, Deucey. Much appreciated.
:17:39
l knew you'd come around.
:17:43
Oh, shit. Heinz ain't passed out.
Heinz is dead.

:17:48
No. He can't be.
:17:52
l'm telling you, Heinz is dead.
See for yourself.


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