Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:22:05
-T.J., thank God you're here.
-How'd you find me?

:22:08
lt's the only chicken
and waffle place in Holland.

:22:10
So a black man's gotta be
at a chicken and waffles place?

:22:13
That's racist.
:22:15
-But you are here.
-Yeah, but figuring it out is racist.

:22:21
-lt's a nice place.
-Did you know Holland invented...

:22:24
-...chicken and waffles?
-Really?

:22:26
Before that, you could only
get chicken or waffles.

:22:29
But they were the first
to put them together.

:22:33
Black people all over the world will be
forever grateful to the Dutch for that.

:22:36
You do know the Dustch
started the slave trade.

:22:39
Those motherfuckers!
:22:48
Who let them print this?
:22:49
Look, we're gonna prove
that you didn't kill anyone.

:22:54
l don't give a damn about that.
lt's the ''extremely gay'' part.

:22:57
lf l'm a murderer, they'll welcome
me home with open arms.

:23:00
Get out of jail and
become a huge rapper.

:23:02
But a gay pimp?
:23:04
-Like, where l'm going? Vermont?
-Look, T.J...

:23:07
...l think l saw the real killer.
:23:09
lt was a woman.
:23:11
Some she-john went
on a he-bitch killing spree...

:23:13
...becausse she wasn't satisfied
with a Filthy Lopez.

:23:16
-What's a Filthy Lopez?
-Forty bucks. Same as downtown.

:23:19
All we do is find the she-johns that
went out with the dead gigolos.

:23:22
-One of them is our killer.
-Make sense.

:23:24
-You gotta get back on the horse.
-Horse? What horse?

:23:26
The man-whore horse.
:23:28
We gonna use your
white ass as bait.

:23:30
Bait? Look, l'm not man-whoring.
:23:31
We'll find the killer
using your twat-sicle.

:23:34
Twat-sicle? Gross! No.
:23:41
Give this to my mama.
:23:43
Tell her l'm sorry l was
a disappointment to her.

:23:45
Sorry l called her friends
in the middle of the night...

:23:48
...when l was pleasuring myself.
:23:50
And tell her she don't have to worry
anymore about her baby.

:23:56
Even if l wanted to, how are we gonna
find a dead gigolo's customers?


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