Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:23:00
Get out of jail and
become a huge rapper.

:23:02
But a gay pimp?
:23:04
-Like, where l'm going? Vermont?
-Look, T.J...

:23:07
...l think l saw the real killer.
:23:09
lt was a woman.
:23:11
Some she-john went
on a he-bitch killing spree...

:23:13
...becausse she wasn't satisfied
with a Filthy Lopez.

:23:16
-What's a Filthy Lopez?
-Forty bucks. Same as downtown.

:23:19
All we do is find the she-johns that
went out with the dead gigolos.

:23:22
-One of them is our killer.
-Make sense.

:23:24
-You gotta get back on the horse.
-Horse? What horse?

:23:26
The man-whore horse.
:23:28
We gonna use your
white ass as bait.

:23:30
Bait? Look, l'm not man-whoring.
:23:31
We'll find the killer
using your twat-sicle.

:23:34
Twat-sicle? Gross! No.
:23:41
Give this to my mama.
:23:43
Tell her l'm sorry l was
a disappointment to her.

:23:45
Sorry l called her friends
in the middle of the night...

:23:48
...when l was pleasuring myself.
:23:50
And tell her she don't have to worry
anymore about her baby.

:23:56
Even if l wanted to, how are we gonna
find a dead gigolo's customers?

:24:00
We'll go to the man-whore union.
But be careful.

:24:03
They'll be looking for me.
:24:07
Meeting of the Royal Order
of European Man-whores...

:24:11
...is now in session.
:24:13
These are the highest paid
he-bitches in Europe.

:24:16
That? That's Rodrigo.
He's from Spain.

:24:19
He can tie shoelaces
with his tongue.

:24:22
That? That's Enzo. He's ltalian.
:24:24
His nutsack is insured
for a million dollars.

:24:27
-That's 500 grand each.
-Check it out.

:24:30
That's Assapopuluss from Greece.
:24:32
He can actually kiss you
with his butthole.

:24:35
l'd like to never see that.
:24:37
l'd like to say a few words about
our fallen comrade, Heinz Hummer.

:24:41
Who's the blond guy?
:24:42
Chadsworth Buckingham.
Comes from a long line of ho's.

:24:46
His great-great-great grandmother
gave Henry Vlll crabs.

:24:49
But l know Heinz would like to be
remembered for most...

:24:52
-...was being a male prostitute.
-Hear, hear.

:24:56
He was also a suspercilious cunt.
:24:59
-Who's that guy?
-Gian-Carlo. Silverback he-bitch.


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