Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:24:00
We'll go to the man-whore union.
But be careful.

:24:03
They'll be looking for me.
:24:07
Meeting of the Royal Order
of European Man-whores...

:24:11
...is now in session.
:24:13
These are the highest paid
he-bitches in Europe.

:24:16
That? That's Rodrigo.
He's from Spain.

:24:19
He can tie shoelaces
with his tongue.

:24:22
That? That's Enzo. He's ltalian.
:24:24
His nutsack is insured
for a million dollars.

:24:27
-That's 500 grand each.
-Check it out.

:24:30
That's Assapopuluss from Greece.
:24:32
He can actually kiss you
with his butthole.

:24:35
l'd like to never see that.
:24:37
l'd like to say a few words about
our fallen comrade, Heinz Hummer.

:24:41
Who's the blond guy?
:24:42
Chadsworth Buckingham.
Comes from a long line of ho's.

:24:46
His great-great-great grandmother
gave Henry Vlll crabs.

:24:49
But l know Heinz would like to be
remembered for most...

:24:52
-...was being a male prostitute.
-Hear, hear.

:24:56
He was also a suspercilious cunt.
:24:59
-Who's that guy?
-Gian-Carlo. Silverback he-bitch.

:25:03
Heinz Hummer was
undercustting all of us.

:25:06
-What?
-Yes.

:25:08
He was charging the same price
for straight sex...

:25:11
...as he was for a
Turkish Snow Cone.

:25:14
-What?
-Oh, yes.

:25:16
He was also charging the same price
for a Belgian Steamer...

:25:20
...as he was for
a Portusguese Breakfast.

:25:25
As we sow, so shall we reap.
:25:28
Thank you, Gian-Carlo,
for those kind words.

:25:32
Until this insane killer
is apprehended...

:25:34
...the union is going to institute
a new security measure.

:25:37
This ring locks snugly
over your va-guy-na...

:25:42
...and then communicates directly
with a global satellite system.

:25:45
There are rings of all sizes available,
smaller for our Asian members.

:25:50
Y'all know me.
:25:52
My name is McManus.
:25:55
l joined this union some
20-odd years ago for two reasons:


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