Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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Heinz Hummer was
undercustting all of us.

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-What?
-Yes.

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He was charging the same price
for straight sex...

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...as he was for a
Turkish Snow Cone.

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-What?
-Oh, yes.

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He was also charging the same price
for a Belgian Steamer...

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...as he was for
a Portusguese Breakfast.

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As we sow, so shall we reap.
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Thank you, Gian-Carlo,
for those kind words.

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Until this insane killer
is apprehended...

:25:34
...the union is going to institute
a new security measure.

:25:37
This ring locks snugly
over your va-guy-na...

:25:42
...and then communicates directly
with a global satellite system.

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There are rings of all sizes available,
smaller for our Asian members.

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Y'all know me.
:25:52
My name is McManus.
:25:55
l joined this union some
20-odd years ago for two reasons:

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To have intercourse
in exchange for cash...

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...and two, to protect me rights
as a man-whore.

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But...
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...three years ago...
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...when this usnion
told we man-whores...

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...that we were to stop having
intercourse with underage girls...

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...l strongly disagreed.
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But l did not stand up.
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l'm ashamed to say l stood down!
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And then three months later...
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...this union told we man-whores...
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...that we were to begin washing our
private areas between customers.

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Our private areas.
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And once again, l'm ashamed
to report to you gentlemen...

:26:46
...l stood down!
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But now, sir, for what am l
to tell my 8-year-old boy...

:26:54
...when he comes to me
and he says:

:26:56
''Daddy. Daddy.
:26:58
What's that thing hanging off
of your he-pussy?''


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